best part of today’s dracula daily is jonathan describing with pinpoint accuracy how it feels to pull an all-nighter. ‘i’m not sleepy! anyway this is how dying people feel when they let go of their grip on life and shuffle off this mortal coil i think’
count dracula lying on the couch in his library, reading the London Directory while kicking his feet and twirling his moustache:
[ID: an edit of the “i want to go to a british university” post that reads: i want to live in a British house. I will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking the blood of my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen. I wish I was british :(“. End ID]
I don’t know what happens in Dracula but right now it kinda seems that Dracula is genuinely happy to have a little English buddy to hang out with like he could have eaten him already but no he’s having nice conversations with him and really doing everything he can to be a good host and make him nice dinners he’s just happy to have a little lawyer friend
